Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata FerrellBerta
Series2003–2015TV-14
Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
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