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33 episodes
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
Hard or Soft?
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
Burnout
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
Doing Too Much
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
Markiplier Likes That?
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
Going Nuclear
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
Unhappy Birthday
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
Hoopst Was First?
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
The Perfectest Crime
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
Wade Definitely Has A Topic
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
Please Be Nice
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
I'm Wade. I'm Bald
He's bald. He's Wade.
Choose Your Own Cousin
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
Would I Lie To You?
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
Smell My Touch
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
Cincinnati Jeopardy
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
Insider Gaming
Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
Cloth Off The Bone
Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
The Jerker Episode
The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
"Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.
Grilled or Fried?
I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
"These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence
Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)
For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.