Season pulse
Episodes
16 episodes
Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination
Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.
Food Captain, Names, Action Star
Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.
Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs
James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.
February, Concerts, Monsters
Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.
Grocery Stores, Society, Parents
Hank organizes grocery stores. Paul improves society. Lorena bets on her parents' attention.
Crows, Anime, Parties
Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.
Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing
Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies.
Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton
Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.
Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots
David promotes uniforms. Alexis tricks men to get therapy. Demi pitches his reboot for "Big."
Smoking, Movies, Cooking
Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks.
Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet
Alyssa thinks exploring space is useless. Max defends child labor. Ele finds the sexiest letter.
Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics
Jiavani rebrands cereal mascots. Chad examines personality tests. Courtney raves over Grease 2.
Dinner Parties, Variants, Men
Anna throws the perfect dinner party. Shayne battles himself. Jordan investigates men for lesbians.
Stereotypes, Tardiness, Reality TV
Peter explores Asian excellence. Mano ends lateness. Izzy celebrates The Real Housewives.
Puzzles, Siblings, Mysteries
Anna evaluates word puzzles. Priscilla rates sibling combos. Chris solves the ultimate mystery.
Cut for Time: Secret Agenda Items
Take a look at all the secret agenda items that were cut from season 2 of Smartypants.