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10 episodesDove in an Iron Cage
Justice is served, mayo free.
The Guzzle Bumpkin
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
Jacksonville Jackass
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
The Ballad of the Latrine Marine
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
Debased Ball
Early exploits himself for attention.
Tortuga de Mentiras
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
Duel of the Dimwits
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
The War On the War On Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Dewey Two-ey
Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.